By the time an employee hands in their notice, the decisions that will make their departure clean or messy have already been made. They were made in the first weeks of the person’s tenure, when nobody was paying close attention because the new hire had just arrived and there were a hundred other things to do. A shared login here, a quick SaaS sign-up there, a personal laptop used until the company hardware arrived. By month six, none of those feel like decisions at all. They feel like how things are.
This post covers what’s really going wrong when offboarding takes three weeks, the four onboarding shortcuts that guarantee a painful exit, how to retrofit hygiene on the team you already have, and what your IT provider should be doing at onboarding that probably isn’t happening.